Jump the Shark

I miss my puppy.

top or bottom

Anonymous

Depends.

Women: Top.

Men: Dom!Bottom.

Okay, Tessa brought it up. TMI Tuesday, guys.

FUCK YES.

Cryptic and depressing, but I feel guilty for existing right now.

Goodnight.

nerdyravenclawguy86 replied to your post: nerdyravenclawguy86 replied to your post:…

You mean you didn’t get laid?

No, I didn’t.

nerdyravenclawguy86 replied to your post: nerdyravenclawguy86 replied to your post: Well,…

Oh… how’d it turn out?

…I’m not sure yet.

nerdyravenclawguy86 replied to your post: Well, that was interesting.

What happened?

I went on a date…

Well, that was interesting.

nerdyravenclawguy86 replied to your post: There’s an elephant in the room. It’s called ‘Sam’s boner’.

Asshat

You love me.

There’s an elephant in the room. It’s called ‘Sam’s boner’.

Yep. Going for a walk.